Arrested Westeros

Marta: So you’re saying there’s no one that you’re even interested in?
Michael: There was somebody for a little while, but it was too much of a brother. Bother.
Marta Complex - 1x12
[ submission by @shoomlah ] — Marta: So you’re saying there’s no one that you’re even interested in?
Michael: There was somebody for a little while, but it was too much of a brother. Bother.
Marta Complex - 1x12
[ submission by @shoomlah ]

Lucille: He’s had business classes.
Buster: W-W-Wait. 18th-century agrarian business, but I guess it’s all the same principles. Let me ask you, are you at all concerned about an uprising?
Pilot - 1x01 — Lucille: He’s had business classes.
Buster: W-W-Wait. 18th-century agrarian business, but I guess it’s all the same principles. Let me ask you, are you at all concerned about an uprising?
Pilot - 1x01

J. Walter Weatherman: And that’s why you always leave a note.
Pier Pressure - 1x10 — J. Walter Weatherman: And that’s why you always leave a note.
Pier Pressure - 1x10

Narrator: Hey, that’s the name of the show.
Forget Me Now - 3x03
[ submission from @shoomlah ] — Narrator: Hey, that’s the name of the show.
Forget Me Now - 3x03
[ submission from @shoomlah ]

Michael: You’re building houses in Iraq? Do you know how they punish treason?
George: First time.
Michael: I’ve never heard of a second.
George: I’ve got the worst [bleep]ing attorneys.

Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22

[ submission by @kimberlyoadams ]

Michael: Let’s burn this son of a bitch. It’s going to be our best summer ever, buddy.
Top Banana - 1x02
[ submission from @frank_e_conlon ] — Michael: Let’s burn this son of a bitch. It’s going to be our best summer ever, buddy.
Top Banana - 1x02

[ submission from @frank_e_conlon ]

A BOYFIGHTS COOKOUT

“I’ve made a huge mistake.”
[ submission by @lissabt & @amandaach ]

G.O.B.: Great speech last night.
Michael: Really? What did it inspire you to do, kill somebody?
G.O.B.: Getting there.
Marta Complex - 1x12
[ submission by @shoomlah ] — G.O.B.: Great speech last night.
Michael: Really? What did it inspire you to do, kill somebody?
G.O.B.: Getting there.
Marta Complex - 1x12

[ submission by @shoomlah ]

Michael: What have we always said is the most important thing?
George Michael: Breakfast.
Michael: Family.
George Michael: Family, right. I thought you meant of the things you eat.
Pilot - 1x01 — Michael: What have we always said is the most important thing?
George Michael: Breakfast.
Michael: Family.
George Michael: Family, right. I thought you meant of the things you eat.
Pilot - 1x01

GOB: But where did the lighter fluid come from?
Burning Love - 2x09
[ submission by David S. ] — GOB: But where did the lighter fluid come from?
Burning Love - 2x09
[ submission by David S. ]

Michael: You’re going to get some hop-ons.
Key Decisions - 1x04
[ submission from… everyone ;) ] — Michael: You’re going to get some hop-ons.
Key Decisions - 1x04
[ submission from… everyone ;) ]

GOB: Sweet blade.
Shopkeeper: It’s the Sword of Destiny. It’s full of ancient magic.
GOB: Oh, yeah? You into magic?
Sword of Destiny - 2x15
[ submission from Kristi P ] — GOB: Sweet blade.
Shopkeeper: It’s the Sword of Destiny. It’s full of ancient magic.
GOB: Oh, yeah? You into magic?
Sword of Destiny - 2x15
[ submission from Kristi P ]

Ann Veal: You must teach me, George Michael. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.
Meat the Veals - 2x16 — Ann Veal: You must teach me, George Michael. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.
Meat the Veals - 2x16

Buster: Hey, Father-Uncle Dad
Prison Break-In - 3x07
[ submission from Fiona Heeron ] — Buster: Hey, Father-Uncle Dad
Prison Break-In - 3x07
[ submission from Fiona Heeron ]