Lucille: He’s had business classes.
Buster: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. 18th-century agrarian business, but I guess it’s all the same principles. Let me ask you, are you at all concerned about an uprising?
Pilot - 1x01
Barry: You don’t want to go in front of that judge. I caught him in a drag club.
GOB: What were you doin’ there?
Barry: Wow. You should be the lawyer.
Motherboy XXX -2x13
Lucille: And it could be an alias.
Buster: Alias is a show about a spy!
Mr. F - 3x05
Varys’s expression kills it. Perfect.
George Sr.: I haven’t had a vacation in years. This is my vacation. I’m excercizing, I’m sleeping well.
Michael: You’re doing time.
George Sr.: I’m doing the time of my life.
Top Banana - 1x02
Michael: I’m sorry, I don’t understand how this is not a conflict of interest. I mean, you almost represented us, and now you’re the prosecutor?
Wayne Jarvis: The Patriot Act. Read it.
Sad Sack - 2x05
Franklin: You’ve ruined the act, GOB.
Righteous Brothers - 2x18
Warden Gentiles: I think you will find the dessert both engrossing and high grossing.
Maeby: So, we don’t get dessert?
Prison Break-In - 3x07
