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Lindsay [to Michael]: GOB doesn’t do anything for the family.
GOB: Hey, I’m [bleep]ing Lucille 2.
Lindsay: Or I could do something like that.
Ready, Aim, Marry Me! - 2x10
Michael: What have we always said is the most important thing?
George Michael: Breakfast.
Pilot - 1x01
submission from @eacanada
Lucille [on the phone with Michael]: Something happened to Buster! He lost part of his body. I don’t know which one.
Oscar: The hand!
Hand to God - 2x12
submission from MrMJPotter
G.O.B: [scraping noise] Oh, how delicious.
Michael: No, Hey, Let’s not spin in the comfy chair.
Out on a Limb - 2x11
submission from shoomlah
Lucille: You tricked me.
Michael: I deceived you. Trick makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.
Marta Complex - 1x12
submission from handsomeransom
Ice: Still on his tail, about 20 miles from Legoland.
GOB: Go get ‘em, friend.
Ice: You’re not my friend. You’re a client.
Amigos! - 2x03
submission from smehblr
Michael: All right, so how’d you do it?
G.O.B.: Michael, a magician never reveals his… I sunk it! I sunk the yacht! At least I think I sunk it. I mean, I blew it up and I don’t see it anywhere.
Missing Kitty - 1x18
submission from Adam Murray
Michael: Tell me the truth, okay? ’Cause there’s been a lot of lying in this family.
Lucille: And a lot of love.
Michael: More lies.
Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22
submission from nellaria
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