Lucille [on the phone with Michael]: Something happened to Buster! He lost part of his body. I don’t know which one.Oscar: The hand! Hand to God - 2x12 submission from MrMJPotter
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Lucille [on the phone with Michael]: Something happened to Buster! He lost part of his body. I don’t know which one.
Oscar: The hand!

Hand to God - 2x12

submission from MrMJPotter

G.O.B: [scraping noise] Oh, how delicious.Michael: No, Hey, Let’s not spin in the comfy chair. Out on a Limb - 2x11 submission from shoomlah
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G.O.B: [scraping noise] Oh, how delicious.
Michael: No, Hey, Let’s not spin in the comfy chair.

Out on a Limb - 2x11

submission from shoomlah

GOB: Nobody makes a fool of our family without my help Switch Hitter - 2x07
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GOB: Nobody makes a fool of our family without my help

Switch Hitter - 2x07

Lucille: You tricked me. Michael: I deceived you. Trick makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. Marta Complex - 1x12 submission from handsomeransom
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Lucille: You tricked me.
Michael: I deceived you. Trick makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

Marta Complex - 1x12

submission from handsomeransom

Buster: I’M A MONSTER! The Immaculate Election - 2x14 submission from Therese Odell
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Buster: I’M A MONSTER!

The Immaculate Election - 2x14

submission from Therese Odell

Ice: Still on his tail, about 20 miles from Legoland.GOB: Go get ‘em, friend.Ice: You’re not my friend. You’re a client. Amigos! - 2x03 submission from smehblr
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Ice: Still on his tail, about 20 miles from Legoland.
GOB: Go get ‘em, friend.
Ice: You’re not my friend. You’re a client.

Amigos! - 2x03

submission from smehblr

Michael: All right, so how’d you do it? G.O.B.: Michael, a magician never reveals his… I sunk it! I sunk the yacht! At least I think I sunk it. I mean, I blew it up and I don’t see it anywhere.  Missing Kitty - 1x18 submission from Adam Murray
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Michael: All right, so how’d you do it?
G.O.B.: Michael, a magician never reveals his… I sunk it! I sunk the yacht! At least I think I sunk it. I mean, I blew it up and I don’t see it anywhere. 

Missing Kitty - 1x18

submission from Adam Murray

Michael: Tell me the truth, okay? ’Cause there’s been a lot of lying in this family. Lucille: And a lot of love. Michael: More lies. Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22 submission from nellaria
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Michael: Tell me the truth, okay? ’Cause there’s been a lot of lying in this family.
Lucille: And a lot of love.
Michael: More lies.

Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22

submission from nellaria

Narrator: After being arrested, he found a loophole in the Mexican judicial system. George, Sr.: I have… I have money. Good Grief - 2x04
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Narrator: After being arrested, he found a loophole in the Mexican judicial system.
George, Sr.: I have… I have money.

Good Grief - 2x04

Michael: Yeah, boy. What happened there? George, Sr.: I really don’t know.  Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. But he was her “miracle baby.” Bringing Up Buster - 1x03
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Michael: Yeah, boy. What happened there?
George, Sr.: I really don’t know.  Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. But he was her “miracle baby.”

Bringing Up Buster - 1x03