Michael: “Why are you squeezing me with your body?”
Whistler’s Mother - 1x20
submission from @seberin
![Kitty: I keep eating so many eggs. It must be my unconscious desire to have a baby. Oh my God, can you even imagine how cute the combination of the two of us would be?
[Photo courtesy of “Mommy What Will I Look Like?” photo simulation services]
The One Where They Build A House - 2x02](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md1tkuMlMe1qk2t5co1_500.jpg)
Kitty: I keep eating so many eggs. It must be my unconscious desire to have a baby. Oh my God, can you even imagine how cute the combination of the two of us would be?
[Photo courtesy of “Mommy What Will I Look Like?” photo simulation services]
The One Where They Build A House - 2x02
Wayne Jarvis: I use one adjective to describe myself. What is it?
Michael: Professional.
In God We Trust - 1x07
submission from Karene Arundell
Michael: You know I didn’t set you up, okay? I really think the only reason you and I always fight is that since we were little kids, Dad’s always played us off each other.
GOB.: Dad always said that was your fault.
The One Where They Build A House - 2x02
GOB: Check out banner, Michael!
The Ocean Walker - 3x06
submission from Philip Amler
