GOB: Why go to a banana stand when we can make your banana stand? I give you Barbara and Dee! Don’t worry. These young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.
Making A Stand - 3x08
submission by Adam
Lucille: You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.
Lindsay: That’s funny, because I was going to say you might want to lean away from that fire since you’re soaked in alcohol.
Lucille: Mine was better.
Top Banana - 1x02
submission from Jacob Stockton
Lucille Austero: What you did to me at lunch today… you were ashamed to be with me.
GOB: No. I was ashamed to be seen with you. I like being with you.
Burning Love - 2x09
![GOB: I mean, this family runs into problems and it’s “Oh, let’s have GOB [bleep] our way out of it.
Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22
submission by OccupyWesteros](http://25.media.tumblr.com/0202550a8b8cf3da36c72a80efd1a2b8/tumblr_mmeqtly6OU1qk2t5co1_500.jpg)
GOB: I mean, this family runs into problems and it’s “Oh, let’s have GOB [bleep] our way out of it.
Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22
submission by OccupyWesteros
Tony Wonder: (Screams.) (Grunts.) (Pants.) You like bread?
Buster: Yeah.
Tony Wonder: Have some.
Buster: Wow, it’s warm.
Sword of Destiny - 2x15
submission by alexboler
Buster: I never thought I’d miss a hand so much.
Out on a Limb - 2x11
Lucille: Take it back. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I’d eat the inside of your ear.
Visiting Ours - 1x06
submission from Wad VanDerTurf
Michael: (To GOB) Get Rid of the Seaward.
Lucille: I’ll leave when I am good and ready.
The One Where They Build a House - 02x02
submission from devancho
Narrator: In fact, she was overseeing a remake of The Old Man and the Sea for the film studio where she’d bluffed her way into a job.
Maeby: What on Earth is taking so long? Am I the only one who wants to get home and see their kids?
Hand to God - 2x12
Lucille: I don’t criticize you. And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.
Pier Pressure - 1x10
