Bob Loblaw: Why should you go to jail for a crime that someone else…noticed? You don’t need double-talk. You need Bob Loblaw. Forget Me Now - 3x03 Bob Loblaw no habla español.
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Bob Loblaw: Why should you go to jail for a crime that someone else…noticed? You don’t need double-talk. You need Bob Loblaw.

Forget Me Now - 3x03

Bob Loblaw no habla español.

Michael: Lindsay. Your husband really wants this to work. Come on, let me play Cupid this year. Lindsay: Oh, because you’re too afraid to ask Sally Sitwell to go with you. Ready, Aim, Marry Me! - 2x10 Happy Valentine’s Day!
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Michael: Lindsay. Your husband really wants this to work. Come on, let me play Cupid this year.
Lindsay: Oh, because you’re too afraid to ask Sally Sitwell to go with you.

Ready, Aim, Marry Me! - 2x10

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Lucille: You tricked me. Michael: I deceived you. Trick makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. Marta Complex - 1x12 submission from handsomeransom
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Lucille: You tricked me.
Michael: I deceived you. Trick makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

Marta Complex - 1x12

submission from handsomeransom

Uncle Jack: But Valentine’s Day is here, and I’m alone. Perhaps if I had a little companionship, I’d be a little more disposed to whip out that old wallet of mine. Michael: You’re saying if-if I were to set you up with my sister, you would consider bailing us out? Uncle Jack: Oh, yeah. Ready, Aim, Marry Me! - 2x10 Ok, we know they didn’t meet in the show, but just pretend this conversation is happening before Jon Arryn’s death, mmkay? 
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Uncle Jack: But Valentine’s Day is here, and I’m alone. Perhaps if I had a little companionship, I’d be a little more disposed to whip out that old wallet of mine.
Michael: You’re saying if-if I were to set you up with my sister, you would consider bailing us out?
Uncle Jack: Oh, yeah.

Ready, Aim, Marry Me! - 2x10

Ok, we know they didn’t meet in the show, but just pretend this conversation is happening before Jon Arryn’s death, mmkay? 

George, Sr.: You know, I wine ’em and dine ’em, but I don’t let ’em tell me what to do. (To dolls.) I don’t let ’em tell me what to do. Motherboy XXX - 2x13
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George, Sr.: You know, I wine ’em and dine ’em, but I don’t let ’em tell me what to do. (To dolls.) I don’t let ’em tell me what to do.

Motherboy XXX - 2x13

Lucille: Oh, George, I should have never doubted you. Even when you slept with my sister it was for a good reason.George, Sr: Got her to stop drinking, didn’t it?  Altar Egos - 1x16
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Lucille: Oh, George, I should have never doubted you. Even when you slept with my sister it was for a good reason.
George, Sr: Got her to stop drinking, didn’t it?

 Altar Egos - 1x16

 Tobias: If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate! The Cabin Show - 3x01
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 Tobias: If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate!

The Cabin Show - 3x01

[Narrator:] GOB was getting life lessons all over the place.The Cabin Show - 3x01 
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[Narrator:] GOB was getting life lessons all over the place.

The Cabin Show - 3x01 

I’ve made a huge mistake.
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I’ve made a huge mistake.

Barry: Hey, you’re not one of those silly men that’s dressed like a woman, are you?Hooker: No, baby, I’m the real thing. Altar Egos - 1x17 submission by M.P.
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Barry: Hey, you’re not one of those silly men that’s dressed like a woman, are you?
Hooker: No, baby, I’m the real thing.

Altar Egos - 1x17

submission by M.P.