George, Sr.: There’s a good chance I may have committed some light treason.
Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22
submission from Gregory Nelson & Alejandro Arbona
Lindsay: No, you’ll never be able to do it. You’re too good. You’re the noble one.
Michael: Thank you.
Lindsay: The one who never wins.
Michael: Well I don’t know about that.
Lindsay: The loser. The fool.
Storming the Castle - 1x09
submission from Mike Still
Lucille: It’s not fair to Buster. He’s a nervous wreck right now. He’s going into the Army, for God’s sake.
Michael: You volunteered him.
Lucille: I knew you were going to throw that in my face.
The One Where They Build a House - 2x02
Barry: You don’t want to go in front of that judge. I caught him in a drag club.
GOB: What were you doin’ there?
Barry: Wow. You should be the lawyer.
Motherboy XXX -2x13
George Sr.: Ah, stop licking my hand, you horse’s ass!
Motherboy XXX - 2x13
“I’ve made a huge mistake”
![[yellow pages ad]: You can’t have a party without ICE.
Good Grief - 2x04](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq3wnzs92v1qk2t5co1_r2_500.jpg)
[yellow pages ad]: You can’t have a party without ICE.
Good Grief - 2x04
Gob: Am I still in prison?
Lucille: You’re in the hospital.
Gob: Ta-da…
Key Decisions — 1x04
Buster: Well, I never thought I’d miss a hand so much.
Amigos - 2x03
