Michael: I screwed my brother in law.
Maebe: Well…I’m all grown up now.
Ready, Aim, Marry Me - 2x10
submission from Mike Kane
Michael: Can’t believe it, but Dad may have been telling the truth. This might be dangerous.
G.O.B.: So you came back here to hide like a child.
Michael: What are you doing locked in my office, exactly?
G.O.B.: Hiding from a child. Big difference.
For British Eyes Only - 3x02
submission from Adam B.
Michael: You know I didn’t set you up, okay? I really think the only reason you and I always fight is that since we were little kids, Dad’s always played us off each other.
GOB.: Dad always said that was your fault.
The One Where They Build A House - 2x02