GOB: Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? ‘Cause if it’s business I’ll go away happily. But if it’s personal, I’ll go away… but I won’t be happy.Michael: It’s personal. Bringing Up Buster - 1x03
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GOB: Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? ‘Cause if it’s business I’ll go away happily. But if it’s personal, I’ll go away… but I won’t be happy.
Michael: It’s personal.

Bringing Up Buster - 1x03

Michael: “Why are you squeezing me with your body?” Whistler’s Mother - 1x20 submission from @seberin
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Michael: “Why are you squeezing me with your body?”

Whistler’s Mother - 1x20

submission from @seberin

G.O.B: [scraping noise] Oh, how delicious.Michael: No, Hey, Let’s not spin in the comfy chair. Out on a Limb - 2x11 submission from shoomlah
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G.O.B: [scraping noise] Oh, how delicious.
Michael: No, Hey, Let’s not spin in the comfy chair.

Out on a Limb - 2x11

submission from shoomlah

Michael: (To GOB) Get Rid of the Seaward.Lucille: I’ll leave when I am good and ready. The One Where They Build a House - 02x02 submission from devancho
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Michael: (To GOB) Get Rid of the Seaward.
Lucille: I’ll leave when I am good and ready.

The One Where They Build a House - 02x02

submission from devancho

Michael: I screwed my brother in law.Maebe: Well…I’m all grown up now. Ready, Aim, Marry Me - 2x10 submission from Mike Kane
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Michael: I screwed my brother in law.
Maebe: Well…I’m all grown up now.

Ready, Aim, Marry Me - 2x10

submission from Mike Kane

Lucille: Oh, please. I’ve been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol’s the reason I’m here, I got news for you, bub, it’s the only reason you’re here, too. Michael: Hey, you’re mean sober, too. Spring Breakout - 2x17
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Lucille: Oh, please. I’ve been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol’s the reason I’m here, I got news for you, bub, it’s the only reason you’re here, too.
Michael: Hey, you’re mean sober, too.

Spring Breakout - 2x17

Michael: Well, let’s-let’s just say that-that in the secular world, one finds oneself with their fair share of temptations. Not that anyone would ever act on… Oh, no, no. Stop. Mrs. Veal: Take me. Take me to your secular world. Meet the Veals - 2x16 submission from Eric Chan
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Michael: Well, let’s-let’s just say that-that in the secular world, one finds oneself with their fair share of temptations. Not that anyone would ever act on… Oh, no, no. Stop.
Mrs. Veal: Take me. Take me to your secular world.

Meet the Veals - 2x16

submission from Eric Chan

Wayne Jarvis: I use one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Michael: Professional. In God We Trust - 1x07 submission from Karene Arundell
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Wayne Jarvis: I use one adjective to describe myself. What is it?
Michael: Professional.

In God We Trust - 1x07

submission from Karene Arundell

Michael: Can’t believe it, but Dad may have been telling the truth. This might be dangerous. G.O.B.: So you came back here to hide like a child. Michael: What are you doing locked in my office, exactly? G.O.B.: Hiding from a child. Big difference. For British Eyes Only - 3x02 submission from Adam B.
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Michael: Can’t believe it, but Dad may have been telling the truth. This might be dangerous.
G.O.B.: So you came back here to hide like a child.
Michael: What are you doing locked in my office, exactly?
G.O.B.: Hiding from a child. Big difference.

For British Eyes Only - 3x02

submission from Adam B.

Michael: You know I didn’t set you up, okay? I really think the only reason you and I always fight is that since we were little kids, Dad’s always played us off each other. GOB.: Dad always said that was your fault. The One Where They Build A House - 2x02
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Michael: You know I didn’t set you up, okay? I really think the only reason you and I always fight is that since we were little kids, Dad’s always played us off each other.
GOB.: Dad always said that was your fault.

The One Where They Build A House - 2x02