Lucille: You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.Lindsay: That’s funny, because I was going to say you might want to lean away from that fire since you’re soaked in alcohol.Lucille: Mine was better. Top Banana - 1x02 submission from Jacob Stockton
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Lucille: You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.
Lindsay: That’s funny, because I was going to say you might want to lean away from that fire since you’re soaked in alcohol.
Lucille: Mine was better.

Top Banana - 1x02

submission from Jacob Stockton

Lucille [on the phone with Michael]: Something happened to Buster! He lost part of his body. I don’t know which one.Oscar: The hand! Hand to God - 2x12 submission from MrMJPotter
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Lucille [on the phone with Michael]: Something happened to Buster! He lost part of his body. I don’t know which one.
Oscar: The hand!

Hand to God - 2x12

submission from MrMJPotter

Lucille: Take it back. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I’d eat the inside of your ear. Visiting Ours - 1x06 submission from Wad VanDerTurf
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Lucille: Take it back. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I’d eat the inside of your ear.

Visiting Ours - 1x06

submission from Wad VanDerTurf

Michael: (To GOB) Get Rid of the Seaward.Lucille: I’ll leave when I am good and ready. The One Where They Build a House - 02x02 submission from devancho
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Michael: (To GOB) Get Rid of the Seaward.
Lucille: I’ll leave when I am good and ready.

The One Where They Build a House - 02x02

submission from devancho

Lucille: Oh, please. I’ve been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol’s the reason I’m here, I got news for you, bub, it’s the only reason you’re here, too. Michael: Hey, you’re mean sober, too. Spring Breakout - 2x17
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Lucille: Oh, please. I’ve been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol’s the reason I’m here, I got news for you, bub, it’s the only reason you’re here, too.
Michael: Hey, you’re mean sober, too.

Spring Breakout - 2x17

arrestedwesteros: Lucille: I don’t know what you’re so nervous about, Michael. It’s a new prosecutor. It’s a whole new beginning. A new day, a new case, a whole new set of lies. Sad Sack - 2x05 Happy New Year, everyone!
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arrestedwesteros:

Lucille: I don’t know what you’re so nervous about, Michael. It’s a new prosecutor. It’s a whole new beginning. A new day, a new case, a whole new set of lies.

Sad Sack - 2x05

Happy New Year, everyone!

Lucille: He’s had business classes. Buster: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. 18th-century agrarian business, but I guess it’s all the same principles. Let me ask you, are you at all concerned about an uprising? Pilot - 1x01
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Lucille: He’s had business classes.
Buster: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. 18th-century agrarian business, but I guess it’s all the same principles. Let me ask you, are you at all concerned about an uprising?

Pilot - 1x01

Michael: You seem more villainous than usual. Are you sober? Lucille: It’s 8:00 a.m. Michael: So it’s not that. The Cabin Show - 3x01
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Michael: You seem more villainous than usual. Are you sober?
Lucille: It’s 8:00 a.m.
Michael: So it’s not that.

The Cabin Show - 3x01

Lucille: Well, I may not have been a perfect mother, but you know kids don’t come with a handbook. [ Narrator ] In fact, there are thousands of books written on child rearing. But Lucille was in denial. Out on a Limb - 2x11
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Lucille: Well, I may not have been a perfect mother, but you know kids don’t come with a handbook.
[ Narrator ] In fact, there are thousands of books written on child rearing. But Lucille was in denial.

Out on a Limb - 2x11

Waitress: Plate or platter? Lucille: I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Public Relations - 1x11
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Waitress: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.

Public Relations - 1x11