Bob Loblaw: Why should you go to jail for a crime that someone else…noticed? You don’t need double-talk. You need Bob Loblaw.
Forget Me Now - 3x03
Bob Loblaw no habla español.
Michael: Lindsay. Your husband really wants this to work. Come on, let me play Cupid this year.
Lindsay: Oh, because you’re too afraid to ask Sally Sitwell to go with you.
Ready, Aim, Marry Me! - 2x10
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Lucille: You tricked me.
Michael: I deceived you. Trick makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.
Marta Complex - 1x12
submission from handsomeransom
Lucille: He’s had business classes.
Buster: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. 18th-century agrarian business, but I guess it’s all the same principles. Let me ask you, are you at all concerned about an uprising?
Pilot - 1x01
George, Sr.: You know, I wine ’em and dine ’em, but I don’t let ’em tell me what to do. (To dolls.) I don’t let ’em tell me what to do.
Motherboy XXX - 2x13
Lucille: Oh, George, I should have never doubted you. Even when you slept with my sister it was for a good reason.
George, Sr: Got her to stop drinking, didn’t it?
Altar Egos - 1x16
Tobias: If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate!
The Cabin Show - 3x01
Lucille: You tricked me.
Michael: I deceived you. “Tricked” makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.
Marta Complex, 1x12
Michael: All right, G.O.B., is this gonna be believable? I want him scared. I love this kid.
G.O.B.: These guys are pros, Michael. They’re gonna push the tension till the last possible moment before they strip.
Michael: They’re not going to strip, are they?
G.O.B.: I told them not to, but I can’t promise that their instincts won’t kick in.
Pier Pressure - 1x10
Littlefinger’s expression in the last frame makes it. :)
[Narrator:] GOB was getting life lessons all over the place.
The Cabin Show - 3x01





