Lindsay: You haven’t had a serious relationship since your wife, and you guys weren’t even speaking towards the end.
Michael: A lot of that was the coma.
Lindsay: Yeah, I’ve heard your side of it.
For British Eyes Only - 3x02
Maeby: All Pop-Pop ever wanted was to see you with another man besides Daddy.
Lindsay: You’re right. You know what? I’m going to throw on a skirt, take off my underwear and make your Pop-Pop proud.
Good Grief - 2x04
"Well, I had to. It’s vodka. It goes bad once it’s opened."