Lucille: You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.Lindsay: That’s funny, because I was going to say you might want to lean away from that fire since you’re soaked in alcohol.Lucille: Mine was better. Top Banana - 1x02 submission from Jacob Stockton
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Lucille: You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.
Lindsay: That’s funny, because I was going to say you might want to lean away from that fire since you’re soaked in alcohol.
Lucille: Mine was better.

Top Banana - 1x02

submission from Jacob Stockton

Lindsay: Well, wine only turns into alcohol if you let it sit. Exit Strategy - 3x12 submission from fourforyou
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Lindsay: Well, wine only turns into alcohol if you let it sit.

Exit Strategy - 3x12

submission from fourforyou

Tobias: Say something to scare me. Lindsay: [bleep] me. Tobias: Nope. Nothing. Thanks for trying, though. Staff Infection - 1x15
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Tobias: Say something to scare me.
Lindsay: [bleep] me.
Tobias: Nope. Nothing. Thanks for trying, though.

Staff Infection - 1x15

Lindsay: You haven’t had a serious relationship since your wife, and you guys weren’t even speaking towards the end.Michael: A lot of that was the coma.Lindsay: Yeah, I’ve heard your side of it. For British Eyes Only - 3x02 submission from: Alex of Pencils Down, Pass the Remote AND that freaking amazing piece of Arrested Westeros on Splitsider.
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Lindsay: You haven’t had a serious relationship since your wife, and you guys weren’t even speaking towards the end.
Michael: A lot of that was the coma.
Lindsay: Yeah, I’ve heard your side of it.

For British Eyes Only - 3x02

submission from: Alex of Pencils Down, Pass the Remote AND that freaking amazing piece of Arrested Westeros on Splitsider.

George Michael: I’m thinking of asking Ann to get pre-engaged. Lindsay: You are? George Michael: Yeah. I feel like God moved her here from Ohio just to be with me. George, Sr.: Her? Meet the Veals - 2x16
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George Michael: I’m thinking of asking Ann to get pre-engaged.
Lindsay: You are?
George Michael: Yeah. I feel like God moved her here from Ohio just to be with me. 
George, Sr.: Her?

Meet the Veals - 2x16

Maeby: All Pop-Pop ever wanted was to see you with another man besides Daddy. Lindsay: You’re right. You know what? I’m going to throw on a skirt, take off my underwear and make your Pop-Pop proud. Good Grief - 2x04
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Maeby: All Pop-Pop ever wanted was to see you with another man besides Daddy.
Lindsay: You’re right. You know what? I’m going to throw on a skirt, take off my underwear and make your Pop-Pop proud.

Good Grief - 2x04

“Well, I had to. It’s vodka. It goes bad once it’s opened.”
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“Well, I had to. It’s vodka. It goes bad once it’s opened.”

Lindsay: Tobias, I don’t think this relationship is going to work. Tobias: What are you talking about? We’ve had some great times. FOOTAGE NOT FOUND Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22
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Lindsay: Tobias, I don’t think this relationship is going to work.
Tobias: What are you talking about? We’ve had some great times.
FOOTAGE NOT FOUND

Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22