Michael: Well, let’s-let’s just say that-that in the secular world, one finds oneself with their fair share of temptations. Not that anyone would ever act on… Oh, no, no. Stop.
Mrs. Veal: Take me. Take me to your secular world.
Meet the Veals - 2x16
submission from Eric Chan
Only thing going through my mind watching these gifs:

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Ms. Baerly: … even minor crimes are punishable by brutally chopping off the offender’s hand.
George Michael: Oh. No ring.
Shock and Awww - 1x14
Asian Man: Sword of Destiny hundreds of years old. Come with ancient story of warning, and…
G.O.B.: Yeah, I make up my own patter. Just ring it up with the dong tea.
Sword of Destiny - 2x15
[ Narrator ]: And Michael himself was feeling a little like the host that the grafting family was rejecting.
Prison Break-In - 3x07
[ Narrator ]: It seems that as a 13-year old, George Michael had been heavily influenced by the Star Wars films… and had endeavored to recreate his favorite moments.
The Immaculate Election - 2x14
[ Narrator ] The family continued to chant “speech, speech, speech” for no one in particular.
Marta Complex - 1x12
Barry: Are all the guys in here… you know?
George Sr: Oh no, no, no. No, not all of them.
Barry: Yeah. It’s never the ones you hope.
George Sr: Hope?
Barry: Think.
In God We Trust - 1x07
submission by kirshpbh

![Narrator: And although he’d only gotten to second base, he’d gone in head-first, like Pete Rose.
[air horn]
Development Arrested - 3x13
submission from babubatt](http://25.media.tumblr.com/8cd1d8dce8f3450c1e1e7b477be6204d/tumblr_mm2l4pbRJj1qk2t5co1_r2_500.jpg)

![[ Narrator ]: It seems that as a 13-year old, George Michael had been heavily influenced by the Star Wars films… and had endeavored to recreate his favorite moments.
The Immaculate Election - 2x14](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln28shUmpF1qlxit6o1_500.png)
