GOB: No, you know what, you’re fired. No, you’re ALL fired! Each and every one of you. Merry Christmas.
Afternoon Delight - 2x06
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Buster: Oh! They said my father was here.
Oscar: Did they?
The One Where Michael Leaves - 2x01
submission from Shane Mc
Happy Father’s Day!
GOB: They like me just fine. You’ll see that tonight when they toast me at the Christmas party. Just like they used to with Dad.
Afternoon Delight - 2x06
Merry Christmas, everyone!
![Michael: You know, G.O.B., maybe it’s the suits, but I-I think you may be beginning to alienate some of the employees down at work. G.O.B.: (Laughing.) What? Oh! That’s great… The-The President has to worry about alienating the employees now. [ Narrator ]: In fact, G.O.B. had started to alienate some of his colleagues.
Afternoon Delight - 2x06](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnl0q9rO4d1qk2t5co1_r2_500.jpg)
Michael: You know, G.O.B., maybe it’s the suits, but I-I think you may be beginning to alienate some of the employees down at work.
G.O.B.: (Laughing.) What? Oh! That’s great… The-The President has to worry about alienating the employees now.
[ Narrator ]: In fact, G.O.B. had started to alienate some of his colleagues.
Afternoon Delight - 2x06
George Michael: I’m thinking of asking Ann to get pre-engaged.
Lindsay: You are?
George Michael: Yeah. I feel like God moved her here from Ohio just to be with me.
George, Sr.: Her?
Meet the Veals - 2x16
Oscar: You know, you should let your hair grow long.
Buster: Well, I’ve thought about it. I guess I’d look like you.
Oscar: More than you’ll ever know.
The One Where Michael Leaves - 2x01
Buster: Oh, that’s right, Mother told me he went to jail. Ah! I’m so mad at her. Guess who I just found out my father is?!
George Michael: Jail?
Buster: Oscar! He didn’t mean to tell me, but I figured it out.
George Michael: No, I mean, my dad is in jail?
Buster: Oh, I wouldn’t worry about it. Barry’s very good.
Righteous Brothers - 2x18
Buster: You lied to me! You said my father was my father, but my uncle is my father. My father is my uncle!
Righteous Brothers - 2x18
Maeby: All Pop-Pop ever wanted was to see you with another man besides Daddy.
Lindsay: You’re right. You know what? I’m going to throw on a skirt, take off my underwear and make your Pop-Pop proud.
Good Grief - 2x04
Buster: Are you guys planning a party?
Oscar: Yes, it’s your father’s birthday. Which coincidentally is my birthday.
Buster: Because you’re twins.
Good Grief - 2x04
