George, Sr.: There’s a good chance I may have committed some light treason.
Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22
submission from Gregory Nelson & Alejandro Arbona
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Narrator: After being arrested, he found a loophole in the Mexican judicial system.
George, Sr.: I have… I have money.
Good Grief - 2x04
Michael: Yeah, boy. What happened there?
George, Sr.: I really don’t know. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. But he was her “miracle baby.”
Bringing Up Buster - 1x03
George Sr.: Ah, stop licking my hand, you horse’s ass!
Motherboy XXX - 2x13
George, Sr.: You know, I wine ’em and dine ’em, but I don’t let ’em tell me what to do. (To dolls.) I don’t let ’em tell me what to do.
Motherboy XXX - 2x13
George Sr.: I haven’t had a vacation in years. This is my vacation. I’m excercizing, I’m sleeping well.
Michael: You’re doing time.
George Sr.: I’m doing the time of my life.
Top Banana - 1x02
George Sr: She sounds tense. That means she’s not getting any from my brother Oscar.
Afternoon Delight - 2x06
George, Sr.: What, are you taking stupid pills again?
Switch Hitter - 2x07



