Tío: ¿Como?
GOB: You’re going to be in a coma, all right.
Beef Consomme - 1x13
Bran Stark: Family, Duty, Honor. Is that the right order?
The Wolf & The Lion - 1x05
Switching it up, but I couldn’t resist.
Michael: Watch out for bridges and hop-ons. You’re going to get some hop-ons.
Key Decisions - 1x04
Buster: It’s a bird!
Lucille: I know it’s a bird. I’m on the phone!
Buster: It walked on my pillow!
Bringing Up Buster - 1x03
Tobias Fünke: What are you doing up here?
George Sr.: I’m having a fucking tea party, what does it look like I’m doing?
Motherboy XXX - 2x13
[ Narrator ]: And, believe it or not, that actually got through to them.
Buster: Now will you please turn on the Cartoon Network and get the hell out of here?
Faking It - 3x10
George Sr.: Enough of that. I’m sorry. Some of my students, they’re arguing the significance of the shank bone on the seder plate. (static) But that… do not wag our genitals at one another to make a point.
Michael: Thought-provoking.
Public Relations - 1x11
Uncle Jack: Thank you for having me. You may be amazed. I’m invited into very few personal homes.
Ready, Aim, Marry Me! - 2x10

