Clerk: Do you want a cage for that?
GOB: No, I’m a magician.
(Walks into glass door)
GOB: What is your return policy, by the way?
submission from devancho
Buster: I never thought I’d miss a hand so much.
Out on a Limb - 2x11
Gene Parmesan: Uh, I’ve got some bad news. I’m… Gene Parmesan. How you doing?
Amigos - 2x03
Lucille: You see how he treats me! Just because he thinks I’m having an affair with the boy’s uncle.
Oscar: Yes, and she’s not having an affair with the boy’s…uncle.
Amigos! - 2x03
submission from Mr Submarine
Lucille: You tricked me.
Michael: I deceived you. Trick makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.
Marta Complex - 1x12
submission from handsomeransom
And this is why I should not be allowed near Photoshop after midnight. I blame @OccupyWesteros.
“I’ve made a huge mistake.”
submission from kronoskingofmonkeypeople
Buster: Oh! They said my father was here.
Oscar: Did they?
The One Where Michael Leaves - 2x01
submission from Shane Mc
Happy Father’s Day!
Gene Parmesan: Uh, I’ve got some bad news. I’m… Gene Parmesan. How you doing?
Amigos - 2x03
submission from Claire Hummel
