Tony Wonder: (Screams.) (Grunts.) (Pants.) You like bread?
Buster: Yeah.
Tony Wonder: Have some.
Buster: Wow, it’s warm.
Sword of Destiny - 2x15
submission by alexboler
“Well, that was a freebie.”
submission from alonelystring
Michael: Watch out for bridges and hop-ons. You’re going to get some hop-ons.
Key Decisions - 1x04
submission from Greg Nelson
G.O.B.: I need a favor.
Michael: What happened to “Hello. I need a favor?”
Pier Pressure - 1x10
submission from Brian Rubinow
Waitress: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
Public Relations - 1x11
Maeby: We have to have a wake. I don’t know, maybe we can get Ice to cater it or something. I don’t know what I’m saying!
Good Grief - 2x04
submission from: worldbshiny
George Michael: “So when those guys kept saying “Hey you, boy,” that was me? I was the boy?”
Public Relations - 1x11
“But don’t you always say family first?”
Maeby: You ever get the feeling like no one even sees you?
George Michael: I’ve got a really good body, so… no.
In God We Trust - 1x07



