GOB: Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? ‘Cause if it’s business I’ll go away happily. But if it’s personal, I’ll go away… but I won’t be happy.Michael: It’s personal. Bringing Up Buster - 1x03
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GOB: Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? ‘Cause if it’s business I’ll go away happily. But if it’s personal, I’ll go away… but I won’t be happy.
Michael: It’s personal.

Bringing Up Buster - 1x03

Lucille: You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.Lindsay: That’s funny, because I was going to say you might want to lean away from that fire since you’re soaked in alcohol.Lucille: Mine was better. Top Banana - 1x02 submission from Jacob Stockton
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Lucille: You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.
Lindsay: That’s funny, because I was going to say you might want to lean away from that fire since you’re soaked in alcohol.
Lucille: Mine was better.

Top Banana - 1x02

submission from Jacob Stockton

Lucille Austero: What you did to me at lunch today… you were ashamed to be with me.GOB: No. I was ashamed to be seen with you. I like being with you. Burning Love - 2x09
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Lucille Austero: What you did to me at lunch today… you were ashamed to be with me.
GOB: No. I was ashamed to be seen with you. I like being with you.

Burning Love - 2x09

Buster: I shall be neither seen nor heard. Watch me.Lucille: You can always tell a Milford man. Public Relations - 1x11 submission from near-fantastica
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Buster: I shall be neither seen nor heard. Watch me.
Lucille: You can always tell a Milford man.

Public Relations - 1x11

submission from near-fantastica

Michael: “Why are you squeezing me with your body?” Whistler’s Mother - 1x20 submission from @seberin
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Michael: “Why are you squeezing me with your body?”

Whistler’s Mother - 1x20

submission from @seberin

GOB: I mean, this family runs into problems and it’s “Oh, let’s have GOB [bleep] our way out of it. Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22 submission by OccupyWesteros
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GOB: I mean, this family runs into problems and it’s “Oh, let’s have GOB [bleep] our way out of it.

Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22

submission by OccupyWesteros

Lucille [on the phone with Michael]: Something happened to Buster! He lost part of his body. I don’t know which one.Oscar: The hand! Hand to God - 2x12 submission from MrMJPotter
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Lucille [on the phone with Michael]: Something happened to Buster! He lost part of his body. I don’t know which one.
Oscar: The hand!

Hand to God - 2x12

submission from MrMJPotter

Narrator: And although he’d only gotten to second base, he’d gone in head-first, like Pete Rose. [air horn] Development Arrested - 3x13 submission from babubatt
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Narrator: And although he’d only gotten to second base, he’d gone in head-first, like Pete Rose.

[air horn]

Development Arrested - 3x13
submission from babubatt
Tony Wonder: (Screams.) (Grunts.) (Pants.) You like bread?Buster: Yeah.Tony Wonder: Have some.Buster: Wow, it’s warm. Sword of Destiny - 2x15 submission by alexboler
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Tony Wonder: (Screams.) (Grunts.) (Pants.) You like bread?
Buster: Yeah.
Tony Wonder: Have some.
Buster: Wow, it’s warm.

Sword of Destiny - 2x15

submission by alexboler

G.O.B: [scraping noise] Oh, how delicious.Michael: No, Hey, Let’s not spin in the comfy chair. Out on a Limb - 2x11 submission from shoomlah
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G.O.B: [scraping noise] Oh, how delicious.
Michael: No, Hey, Let’s not spin in the comfy chair.

Out on a Limb - 2x11

submission from shoomlah