GOB: Why go to a banana stand when we can make your banana stand? I give you Barbara and Dee! Don’t worry. These young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.
Making A Stand - 3x08
submission by Adam
GOB: Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? ‘Cause if it’s business I’ll go away happily. But if it’s personal, I’ll go away… but I won’t be happy.
Michael: It’s personal.
Bringing Up Buster - 1x03
Lucille Austero: What you did to me at lunch today… you were ashamed to be with me.
GOB: No. I was ashamed to be seen with you. I like being with you.
Burning Love - 2x09
![GOB: I mean, this family runs into problems and it’s “Oh, let’s have GOB [bleep] our way out of it.
Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22
submission by OccupyWesteros](http://25.media.tumblr.com/0202550a8b8cf3da36c72a80efd1a2b8/tumblr_mmeqtly6OU1qk2t5co1_500.jpg)
GOB: I mean, this family runs into problems and it’s “Oh, let’s have GOB [bleep] our way out of it.
Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22
submission by OccupyWesteros
![G.O.B: [scraping noise] Oh, how delicious.Michael: No, Hey, Let’s not spin in the comfy chair.
Out on a Limb - 2x11
submission from shoomlah](http://25.media.tumblr.com/a1d050210cd200011874c800bca10eb7/tumblr_mld4pfVznq1qk2t5co1_500.jpg)
G.O.B: [scraping noise] Oh, how delicious.
Michael: No, Hey, Let’s not spin in the comfy chair.
Out on a Limb - 2x11
submission from shoomlah
Clerk: Do you want a cage for that?
GOB: No, I’m a magician.
(Walks into glass door)
GOB: What is your return policy, by the way?
submission from devancho
G.O.B.: Well, we did have sex… and I’m not a great liar.
Narrator: Both things he just said were lies.
Motherbox XXX - 2x16
ONE MORE DAY! Also, with the upcoming season, I’ve created this as a template to help with submissions. It’s a Photoshop file, so be forewarned.
(and let me know if that download link is working!)
GOB: Nobody makes a fool of our family without my help
Switch Hitter - 2x07
GOB: No, you know what, you’re fired. No, you’re ALL fired! Each and every one of you. Merry Christmas.
Afternoon Delight - 2x06
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Tío: ¿Como?
GOB: You’re going to be in a coma, all right.
Beef Consomme - 1x13
