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GOB: Why go to a banana stand when we can make your banana stand? I give you Barbara and Dee! Don’t worry. These young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.
Making A Stand - 3x08
submission by Adam
GOB: Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? ‘Cause if it’s business I’ll go away happily. But if it’s personal, I’ll go away… but I won’t be happy.
Michael: It’s personal.
Bringing Up Buster - 1x03
Lucille: You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.
Lindsay: That’s funny, because I was going to say you might want to lean away from that fire since you’re soaked in alcohol.
Lucille: Mine was better.
Top Banana - 1x02
submission from Jacob Stockton
Lucille Austero: What you did to me at lunch today… you were ashamed to be with me.
GOB: No. I was ashamed to be seen with you. I like being with you.
Burning Love - 2x09
Buster: I shall be neither seen nor heard. Watch me.
Lucille: You can always tell a Milford man.
Public Relations - 1x11
submission from near-fantastica
GOB: I mean, this family runs into problems and it’s “Oh, let’s have GOB [bleep] our way out of it.
Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22
submission by OccupyWesteros
Lucille [on the phone with Michael]: Something happened to Buster! He lost part of his body. I don’t know which one.
Oscar: The hand!
Hand to God - 2x12
submission from MrMJPotter
Narrator: And although he’d only gotten to second base, he’d gone in head-first, like Pete Rose.
Tony Wonder: (Screams.) (Grunts.) (Pants.) You like bread?
Tony Wonder: Have some.
Buster: Wow, it’s warm.
Sword of Destiny - 2x15
submission by alexboler
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